Friday, July 23, 2004


Comrades! I have finally succeeded in my 6 week quest for internet access. I am online in Gifford 522 [Applause]. The shadowy network guru in the basement of voter was at his wit's end, and after failing to discover the real problem, advised me to purchase a PCMCIA card! HA! well, turns out the auto-negotiation thing for the full-duplex/half-duplex wasn't working properly, and i manually configured it. I will be back in full force tomorrow, after my exam [Sustained applause].