Sunday, August 15, 2004

Kerry's One-Point Plan for America

The Onion | Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan For Better America:
"'If I am elected in November, no inner-city child will have to live in an America where George Bush is president,' Kerry said, addressing a packed Maize High School auditorium. 'No senior citizen will lie awake at night, worrying about whether George Bush is still the chief executive of this country. And no American regardless of gender, regardless of class, regardless of race will be represented by George Bush in the world community.'"

the onion is really solid this week. check it out.